please don't think I'm a nutcase

Although I totally am.

To act otherwise would be too poseur. Refining myself would be too impossible a task. And I don't want to, either. Who wants to be normal, really?

I'm a total nutcase. From a distance, I may look absolutely typical. Up close, I'm a scarecrow.

In fact, I may be scaring the hell out of you right now.

Unless you're a nutcase too.